Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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