hotel room ftw
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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