Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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