I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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