Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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