i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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