You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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