I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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