At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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