they need to just BURY HIM!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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