I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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