make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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