She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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