another moral hangover. fuck.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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