he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
