it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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