What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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