The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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