We named our party play list daddy issues
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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