You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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