This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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