rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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