whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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