What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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