4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
