Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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