my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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