Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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