when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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