So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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