Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
then he tried to convert me to islam
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's shark week go big or go home
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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