Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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