What a fucking waste of an outfit
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I had to cum in my sink.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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