Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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