hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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