You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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