Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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