I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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