ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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