i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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