don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
