ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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