Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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