Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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