Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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