Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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