I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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