considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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