it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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