when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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