i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We're too hungover to prance.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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