You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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