dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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