Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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