So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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