the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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